Commandments

Thou shall not introduce female friends to male friends

 for you may soon find yourself needing to make amends

Thou shall not give male friend  said female friend's phone number

or you will soon find your hours filled with talk of  relationship woes, and not much slumber

After many months of courtship and than breakup 

thou shall not engage in discussing original male's  hangup 

When female friend  and male friend get back together 

thou shall not question any of their motives, ever ever ever

When your two friends are on the breakup path again

thou shall soothe both friends with calm words and zen

Thou shall not engage in male friend's property destruction

Despite any amount of female friend instruction

When male friend returns to a dented car

Thou shall make like your female friend, and run very far

If you're not a very fast runner, and you do get caught

Thou shall be prepared for an emotional and verbal onslaught

If at this point  thou wishes that you never introduced your two friends so crazy

Your friends may  not agree, as they run to each other , opened arms, and eyes so hazy

Any of these above commandments that you do or don't do

Will all  surely come back  one day to haunt you